deadwenwalking: (follower)
1) I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king.

2) Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it.

3) There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

4) I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”

5) Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.

6)
(Bring your own.)