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1. Why am I in a dog kennel?

2. The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?

3. I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken off the floor

4. You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.

5. So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.

[From here.]

In this particular instance I would have to say it doesn't matter either way.

your sister would hate me for telling you this but you should listen to me more often
it's way more fun

You're right.

She would hate you for telling me that.

good thing she loves me
for some reason
but im not wrong when it comes to bathtub ribs

I'll take your word on it.

But you'll clean the tub, right?

im pretty sure it's your week to clean the tub
also i wouldnt even know where to start

It's always my week to clean the tub.

you do such an amazing job at it too
that sounds sarcastic but it's really not
you're actually the best just in general
what if i buy you supper

Thank you. I appreciate your attempts at flattery.

Whose money will you be buying it with, though?

my own!!
my own i earned! myself!!
i know it's a big deal you should feel very special
well you should feel very special every day because you're great and you deserve it but you should feel extra very special now

I do feel very special.

[Even though sometimes he feels like he should be paid to do this sort of thing all the time.]

Don't worry, I'll clean it up. No one will even know.